Age Brings Wisdom

• I Started out with nothing, and still have most of it.

• I Finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.

• Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.

• All reports are in; Life is now officially unfair.

• If all is not lost, Where is it?

• It is easier to get older then it is to get wiser.

• If god wanted to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.

• When I'm finally holding all the cards, Why does everyone decided to play chess?

• These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm here after.